Why Do I Do This To Myself?

1. Spell your full name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y.
I can't. I need some of those letters. I don't think I understand the exercise, am I missing something?

2. Are you single?
no

3. Whats your favorite number?
8

4. Whats your favorite color?
BLUE

5. Least favorite color?
brown

6. What are you listening to?
the duo-tones

7. Are you happy with your life right now?
i would say about 70% happy

8. Are you involved with anyone?
does marriage count as involvement?

9. What is your favorite subject in school?
whichever one was the last one of the day.

10. Do you shop at Abercrombie?
let me try to explain how much i DON'T shop at Abercrombie... if someone gave me a gift certificate to the place, I would give it away to the first sexually confused boy or girl that I saw walking into the store. Here you go, spend it wisely on new clothes that look old.

11. Do you have money?
technically yes. if this question is a way of asking if i have a lot of money... then... no.

12. Are you outgoing?
after rum.

13. Are you gay?
well i don't shop at abercrombie if that' what you mean.

14. Where do you wish you were right now?
snowboarding

15. What should you be doing right now?
nothing. i actually have nothing to do right now.

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?
can a priest touch kids?

Can you do a cart wheel?
i can do a cart-semi-circle... it's the same as a cart wheel but it ends with me falling and you laughing. i don't like to do cart-semi-circles as a result of this.

Can you touch your toes?
yeah but not as easily as i used to. cause im a fat ass.

Can you wiggle your ears?
well i don't shop at abercrombie if that's what you mean.


THE DIDS:

Did you ever want to be a doctor?
i wanted to play doctor.

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?
i'm a lover, not a fighter. and fire is bad. it's hot and it burns things.

THE DO'S:

Do you like rollercoasters?
well i don't shop at ab... nevermind, yes i love them.

Do you own a bike?
the current count is 4 bikes.

THE DOES:

Does your family have family picnics?
No because this isn't 1953.

How much money do you have on you right now?
exactly $30.

THE LASTS:

Last person you hung out with?
jen

Last car ride?
home from gay blockbuster.

Last text message?
jen


LAST THING?

What was the last thing you bought?
rum

What was the last thing you had to drink?
nestea

What was the last thing you watched?
currently watching the Giants

What was the last thing you read?
BIKE Magazine.

THE WHOS:

Who last talked to you on the phone?
my moms

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
some rando at glenn's party last night

Who was the last person to leave you a comment?
strangely... kate

CURRENTLY:

What color shirt are you wearing?
blue

Have any tattoos?
i wish. i keep putting it off. i'll get my grinch one day.

Do you have any piercings?
very no.

Straight hair or curly?
it does whatever the fuck it wants. right now it's too short to have a say in the matter.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Hugged someone?
no, i've never hugged someone ever. my religion forbids it. i am going to die cold and alone. oh how i wish i could hug someone. i hate this survey and wish aids on its creator.

TEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. my bed
2. Jeff Gordon lamp
3. XM radio
4. clothes/shoes everywhere
5. TV
6. Jeff Gordon statue
7. hockey jerseys
8. Jen
9. iPod (sometimes)
10. Me (sometimes)


THREE RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:

1. Do you like anyone right now?
I like Jen right now

2. Want a new relationship?
yes, with a small woodland animal. name him fuzzy. or Dave.

3. Wanna get married?
my religion forbids having multiple wives.


oh, it's over? good, i was starting to hate my own existence.