Was your last kiss a mistake?
Lawsuits be damned, I don't consider any of them a mistake. All worth it.
What was the last thing you heard?
The UPS guy thanked me for sighing for 2 boxes.
What is bothering you right now?
Being stuck at a useless job.
Do you think slavery was wrong?
Hmm... ummm.... well... Yes? I don't know, I always get this one wrong.
Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
no but hopefully i'll have a camera on me if i ever do.
Who do you tell everything to?
some chick in belgium.
Have you ever taken a picture in a bathroom?
no, that's really not the place for pictures i mean... no, i'm done with this one, nevermind.
Do you use big words?
i don't know any.
Does your head hurt?
it's starting to thanks to this survey
Favorite number?
8
When was the last time you saw your Father?
my wedding last october
Name a lyric from the song you're listening to?
i'm not listening to anything
Do you use your friends?
yeah but i get them drunk first so they won't remember.
Do you fight with your parents often?
not since i moved out.
Where is the shirt you're wearing from?
china
Do you have to check in with your parents before you go someplace?
no, i have to check with my wife. kinda the same thing.
Do you know anyone with cancer?
yeah, but at this point, doesn't everyone know someone?
Do you have any picture frames in your room?
I think so. do we have any in the bedroom? I don't know, ask jen.
Where did you spend Christmas?
with the families
Ever smoked a cigarette?
never. not once.
Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
i wouldn't know, never done that either.
Do you get good grades?
no because i hate school.
Have you ever been intoxicated twice in one week?
yeah, back when i was a young whippersnapper.
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
not once ever.
Does a kiss make you feel better?
eh, it can. hugs are better for that though.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
no, i'm a good passer outer. I use my very last bit of energy and consciousness to find a safe place to temporarily die.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Yeah, doesn't everybody? who gets in while the water is still freezing?
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
that's just silly.
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
i'm married, you figure it out.
Have you ever had stitches?
no, but i probably should have. i just hate doctors... so i assume it'll just stop bleeding on its own.
How long ago did you hug someone?
jen before i left this morning.
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankees?
i hate them both, i'm a fuckin' METS FAN!
Whats your favorite cereal?
fruity pebbles. don't even.
Have you ever had an oreo with peanut butter on it?
no, why would you, you gluttonous asshole? what, the best cookie on earth isn't good enough for you?
Are you more of a coffee or tea drinker?
i dislike both equally but will drink them when necessary.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
no, uhhh... white person.
Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
not professionally.
Do you dream in black and white?
not since we got cable.
Do you talk in your sleep?
i don't know, i'm sleeping.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
i've never eaten butterflies. seems cruel.
What does the 10th text message in your inbox say?
i don't know and i'm not looking.
Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
no.
How do you feel about life right now?
it has to be better than this. it has to be.
Would you ever get someones name tattooed on you?
no, i'm getting the grinch, and maybe my family crest one day.
Do you feel guilty?
not unless i get caught.
What do you want to get accomplished today/tonight?
convince ___ to ____ me.
Who were your last 3 texts from?
i don't know... and know what else? not looking.
Where was your default picture taken?
in montauk
what is your middle name?
carmine
Your current job status?
bike shop zero
What is your current mood?
meh
What color shirt are you wearing?
navy blue
Who has the ability to hurt you most?
jen
If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
maybe
Where was the last place, out of town, that you went to?
Oxford, NJ (where?)
Ever had a near death experience?
Almost been hit by a car on my bike a few times. Always wear your helmet, kids.
Something you do a lot?
curse
Do you have a fondness for gnomes?
i hate them. i do. i'd punt them like little footballs i would.
Who can you tell EVERYTHING to?
don't worry about it.
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Anna Nicole Smith, Jon Stewart, Judd Nelson, Ed Harris, Paul Schaeffer, Randy Newman
when was the last time you cried?
it involves waffles and stuff.
Where are you right now?
work
If you could have one super power what would it be?
invisibility.
What is your favorite color?
blue
What is one thing that annoys you on TV?
reality shows.
Do you still like kiddie movies?
not all of them, but sure.
What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
nothing. wishing i was though.
Do you speak any other language?
no.
What's your favorite smell?
The racetrack after the green flag.
Describe your life in one word.
uneventful
Have any tattoos?
no, i keep putting it off.
What are you looking forward to the most?
getting a better job
What are you thinking about right now?
see above
What should you be doing right now?
working
Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
jen
What are you listening to?
nothing.
Do you like working in the yard?
no one does.
Do you act differently around the person you like?
yeah, i'm a nervous ass.
What is your natural hair color?
brown-ish... i don't know what it is.
Whats your favorite place in the world?
montauk
What is the holiday closest to your b-day?..
thanksgiving
What is your dream car?
The new Dodge Challenger... holy shit.
Has anyone sang or played for you personally?
yup
Have you broken a bone or had stitches?
no
Anyone on your mind right now?
jen. and some other chick who eats waffles and has a drinking problem.
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2/19/08
2/10/08
I Bring The Suffering On MYself, I Really Do
60 Things You Possibly Didn't Know About Me
1. What is in the back of your car?
A pile of junk, and a body I haven't gotten rid of yet.
2. When was the last time you threw up?
Jen made me watch "America's Next Top Model."
3. What color is your toothbrush?
blue and white
4. Name one person that made you smile today?
no one did.
5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
dreaming about not waking up.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
watching Band Of Brothers
7. When was the last time you cried and why?
when jen was really sick and she wouldn't let me do anything to help her.
8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no, they're really not for me.
9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
something about snow, i don't know.
10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
pistachio
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
coke
12. What are you wearing right now?
the same shit i slept in, but with jeans.
13. What was the last thing you ate?
halls vitamin c drop
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
no
15. When was the last time you ran?
I don't even remember. I'd rather ride bike.
16. The last sporting event you watched?
NYR
18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
Lauren
19. Ever go camping?
Yeah. I want to go again but Jen won't go.
22. Do you have a tan?
It's February. Yeah, I have a tan. Asshole.
24. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
No, I'm not: 1. under the age of 10 2. over the age of 50 3. gay
25. What did your last text message say?
none of your goddamn business, sir.
26. Are you someone's best friend?
no, people don't really like me
27. What are you doing tomorrow?
working... hating myself?
28. Where is your mom?
home, probably wishing she had a better son.
29. Look to your left, what do you see?
The porch door... which has the worst draft I've ever dealt with. It's fucking freezing in here.
31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Enormous cans of beer and the best accent in the entire world.
33. What is your birthstone?
I don't know because I am not 1. female 2. gay
34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
I usually go in to ensure their retardation doesn't get int he way of my correct order.
35. What is your favorite number?
8
36. Do you have a dog?
No. and unless jen makes good on our deal, we NEVER will.
37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Jen
38. Have you met anyone famous?
Not really.
Plans today?
Do nothing.
40. How many states have you lived in?
NJ
41. Ever go to college?
briefly
42. What do you want to be when you grow up?
If I could earn a living quoting movies...
43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
work
44. Last song listened to?
didn't listen to tunes today and i don't remember what was the last thing from yesterday. This is a really boring survey. i mean god damn...
47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
the infamous velcro etnies
49. Are you jealous of anyone?
people who's paychecks are 5 times more than mine
50. Is anyone jealous of you?
i'm confidently able to say that not one single person in this world is jealous of me.
51. Do you love anyone?
no. i'm a cold, heartless asshole destined to die cold and alone. jackass.
52. Do any of your friends have children?
yes
53. Do you eat healthy?
not even a little
54. What do you usually do during the day?
waste away at work
55. Do you hate anyone right now?
whoever is responsible for getting jen sick again
56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
no
59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
I've been to great adventure. i REFUSE to call it six flags.
60. How did you get one of your scars
i was the boy who lived.
1. What is in the back of your car?
A pile of junk, and a body I haven't gotten rid of yet.
2. When was the last time you threw up?
Jen made me watch "America's Next Top Model."
3. What color is your toothbrush?
blue and white
4. Name one person that made you smile today?
no one did.
5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
dreaming about not waking up.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
watching Band Of Brothers
7. When was the last time you cried and why?
when jen was really sick and she wouldn't let me do anything to help her.
8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no, they're really not for me.
9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
something about snow, i don't know.
10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
pistachio
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
coke
12. What are you wearing right now?
the same shit i slept in, but with jeans.
13. What was the last thing you ate?
halls vitamin c drop
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
no
15. When was the last time you ran?
I don't even remember. I'd rather ride bike.
16. The last sporting event you watched?
NYR
18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
Lauren
19. Ever go camping?
Yeah. I want to go again but Jen won't go.
22. Do you have a tan?
It's February. Yeah, I have a tan. Asshole.
24. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
No, I'm not: 1. under the age of 10 2. over the age of 50 3. gay
25. What did your last text message say?
none of your goddamn business, sir.
26. Are you someone's best friend?
no, people don't really like me
27. What are you doing tomorrow?
working... hating myself?
28. Where is your mom?
home, probably wishing she had a better son.
29. Look to your left, what do you see?
The porch door... which has the worst draft I've ever dealt with. It's fucking freezing in here.
31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Enormous cans of beer and the best accent in the entire world.
33. What is your birthstone?
I don't know because I am not 1. female 2. gay
34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
I usually go in to ensure their retardation doesn't get int he way of my correct order.
35. What is your favorite number?
8
36. Do you have a dog?
No. and unless jen makes good on our deal, we NEVER will.
37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Jen
38. Have you met anyone famous?
Not really.
Plans today?
Do nothing.
40. How many states have you lived in?
NJ
41. Ever go to college?
briefly
42. What do you want to be when you grow up?
If I could earn a living quoting movies...
43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
work
44. Last song listened to?
didn't listen to tunes today and i don't remember what was the last thing from yesterday. This is a really boring survey. i mean god damn...
47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
the infamous velcro etnies
49. Are you jealous of anyone?
people who's paychecks are 5 times more than mine
50. Is anyone jealous of you?
i'm confidently able to say that not one single person in this world is jealous of me.
51. Do you love anyone?
no. i'm a cold, heartless asshole destined to die cold and alone. jackass.
52. Do any of your friends have children?
yes
53. Do you eat healthy?
not even a little
54. What do you usually do during the day?
waste away at work
55. Do you hate anyone right now?
whoever is responsible for getting jen sick again
56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
no
59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
I've been to great adventure. i REFUSE to call it six flags.
60. How did you get one of your scars
i was the boy who lived.
1/20/08
Why Do I Do This To Myself?
1. Spell your full name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y.
I can't. I need some of those letters. I don't think I understand the exercise, am I missing something?
2. Are you single?
no
3. Whats your favorite number?
8
4. Whats your favorite color?
BLUE
5. Least favorite color?
brown
6. What are you listening to?
the duo-tones
7. Are you happy with your life right now?
i would say about 70% happy
8. Are you involved with anyone?
does marriage count as involvement?
9. What is your favorite subject in school?
whichever one was the last one of the day.
10. Do you shop at Abercrombie?
let me try to explain how much i DON'T shop at Abercrombie... if someone gave me a gift certificate to the place, I would give it away to the first sexually confused boy or girl that I saw walking into the store. Here you go, spend it wisely on new clothes that look old.
11. Do you have money?
technically yes. if this question is a way of asking if i have a lot of money... then... no.
12. Are you outgoing?
after rum.
13. Are you gay?
well i don't shop at abercrombie if that' what you mean.
14. Where do you wish you were right now?
snowboarding
15. What should you be doing right now?
nothing. i actually have nothing to do right now.
THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?
can a priest touch kids?
Can you do a cart wheel?
i can do a cart-semi-circle... it's the same as a cart wheel but it ends with me falling and you laughing. i don't like to do cart-semi-circles as a result of this.
Can you touch your toes?
yeah but not as easily as i used to. cause im a fat ass.
Can you wiggle your ears?
well i don't shop at abercrombie if that's what you mean.
THE DIDS:
Did you ever want to be a doctor?
i wanted to play doctor.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?
i'm a lover, not a fighter. and fire is bad. it's hot and it burns things.
THE DO'S:
Do you like rollercoasters?
well i don't shop at ab... nevermind, yes i love them.
Do you own a bike?
the current count is 4 bikes.
THE DOES:
Does your family have family picnics?
No because this isn't 1953.
How much money do you have on you right now?
exactly $30.
THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?
jen
Last car ride?
home from gay blockbuster.
Last text message?
jen
LAST THING?
What was the last thing you bought?
rum
What was the last thing you had to drink?
nestea
What was the last thing you watched?
currently watching the Giants
What was the last thing you read?
BIKE Magazine.
THE WHOS:
Who last talked to you on the phone?
my moms
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
some rando at glenn's party last night
Who was the last person to leave you a comment?
strangely... kate
CURRENTLY:
What color shirt are you wearing?
blue
Have any tattoos?
i wish. i keep putting it off. i'll get my grinch one day.
Do you have any piercings?
very no.
Straight hair or curly?
it does whatever the fuck it wants. right now it's too short to have a say in the matter.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?
no, i've never hugged someone ever. my religion forbids it. i am going to die cold and alone. oh how i wish i could hug someone. i hate this survey and wish aids on its creator.
TEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. my bed
2. Jeff Gordon lamp
3. XM radio
4. clothes/shoes everywhere
5. TV
6. Jeff Gordon statue
7. hockey jerseys
8. Jen
9. iPod (sometimes)
10. Me (sometimes)
THREE RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. Do you like anyone right now?
I like Jen right now
2. Want a new relationship?
yes, with a small woodland animal. name him fuzzy. or Dave.
3. Wanna get married?
my religion forbids having multiple wives.
oh, it's over? good, i was starting to hate my own existence.
I can't. I need some of those letters. I don't think I understand the exercise, am I missing something?
2. Are you single?
no
3. Whats your favorite number?
8
4. Whats your favorite color?
BLUE
5. Least favorite color?
brown
6. What are you listening to?
the duo-tones
7. Are you happy with your life right now?
i would say about 70% happy
8. Are you involved with anyone?
does marriage count as involvement?
9. What is your favorite subject in school?
whichever one was the last one of the day.
10. Do you shop at Abercrombie?
let me try to explain how much i DON'T shop at Abercrombie... if someone gave me a gift certificate to the place, I would give it away to the first sexually confused boy or girl that I saw walking into the store. Here you go, spend it wisely on new clothes that look old.
11. Do you have money?
technically yes. if this question is a way of asking if i have a lot of money... then... no.
12. Are you outgoing?
after rum.
13. Are you gay?
well i don't shop at abercrombie if that' what you mean.
14. Where do you wish you were right now?
snowboarding
15. What should you be doing right now?
nothing. i actually have nothing to do right now.
THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?
can a priest touch kids?
Can you do a cart wheel?
i can do a cart-semi-circle... it's the same as a cart wheel but it ends with me falling and you laughing. i don't like to do cart-semi-circles as a result of this.
Can you touch your toes?
yeah but not as easily as i used to. cause im a fat ass.
Can you wiggle your ears?
well i don't shop at abercrombie if that's what you mean.
THE DIDS:
Did you ever want to be a doctor?
i wanted to play doctor.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?
i'm a lover, not a fighter. and fire is bad. it's hot and it burns things.
THE DO'S:
Do you like rollercoasters?
well i don't shop at ab... nevermind, yes i love them.
Do you own a bike?
the current count is 4 bikes.
THE DOES:
Does your family have family picnics?
No because this isn't 1953.
How much money do you have on you right now?
exactly $30.
THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?
jen
Last car ride?
home from gay blockbuster.
Last text message?
jen
LAST THING?
What was the last thing you bought?
rum
What was the last thing you had to drink?
nestea
What was the last thing you watched?
currently watching the Giants
What was the last thing you read?
BIKE Magazine.
THE WHOS:
Who last talked to you on the phone?
my moms
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
some rando at glenn's party last night
Who was the last person to leave you a comment?
strangely... kate
CURRENTLY:
What color shirt are you wearing?
blue
Have any tattoos?
i wish. i keep putting it off. i'll get my grinch one day.
Do you have any piercings?
very no.
Straight hair or curly?
it does whatever the fuck it wants. right now it's too short to have a say in the matter.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?
no, i've never hugged someone ever. my religion forbids it. i am going to die cold and alone. oh how i wish i could hug someone. i hate this survey and wish aids on its creator.
TEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. my bed
2. Jeff Gordon lamp
3. XM radio
4. clothes/shoes everywhere
5. TV
6. Jeff Gordon statue
7. hockey jerseys
8. Jen
9. iPod (sometimes)
10. Me (sometimes)
THREE RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. Do you like anyone right now?
I like Jen right now
2. Want a new relationship?
yes, with a small woodland animal. name him fuzzy. or Dave.
3. Wanna get married?
my religion forbids having multiple wives.
oh, it's over? good, i was starting to hate my own existence.
12/11/07
Survey Half-Honestly Answered
01. You're in the hospital, who on your top 4 comes to visit you?
I suspect all 4 of them would. Jen and Lauren would get there faster than Dan and AJ though.
02. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
Hide the rum.
03. If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?
Montauk
04. Do you believe world peace is possible?
No
05. I'm a genie. Name your wish?
Make this the last question.
06.Name one thing about the opposite sex that can automatically turn you off?
Pretending to be a genie. Instant turnoff.
07. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on?
Duh. Boobs.
08. Speaking of sex, what did you think about Brokeback Mountain?
Great romantic comedy. Watch it with your parents, really.
09. What are you obsessive about?
Montauk
10. Leatherface is in the kitchen. what do u do?
Ask him politely to leave and hope for the best.
11. Do people underestimate you?
I am 100% certain of it, yes.
12. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
Jen or Lauren can do it pretty easily.
13. Honestly, do you talk about myspace in real life?
Well if I send someone a myspace message and I want to ask them in real life if they got it... how would I go about asking that without... too much thought. Next.
14. Have you met someone online in person?
No. Well, Chris Hansen and then the police.
15. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of the year?
Cure Aids. Here's hoping.
16. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?
No. i believe we should just start stealing from Canada. They so deserve it.
17.what is the background on your computer?
A Giant Glory 1 DH bike (work)
18. Do you have any really crazy relatives?
you don't even know. well, some of you do
19. Pretend you've had 15 beers. Describe what you would be doing.
lying in a morgue with a pretty little toe tag.
20. Does everyone in your life know the real you?
everyone? fuck no. 3 people do. Want names? how about jen, lauren, and rich.
21. Last thing you said?
Penis. I said it out loud just so I could write it.
22. What is the most ridiculous fear you have?
ghosts. or aliens. it's a tie.
23. Who was the last person to hug you?
jen
24. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
last week
25. When did you last have a home-cooked meal?
we've been really busy, when the hell did jen cook last? i don't know, last week?
26. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
nope
27. Who do you miss?
a lot of people. my dad.
28. Are you named after a grandparent?
nope
29. Does someone love you?
yeah. someone does.
30. What was the last thing you ate?
THE&C ftw
31. How do you feel RIGHT now?
bored. immensely, wholly, undeniably, limitless supply of adjectively, BORED.
32. Have you driven anywhere today?
Back from Lake Hiawatha. (I didn't have to change lauren's answer there. awesome.)
33. Whats your hair like?
what's that?! *points in opposite directions, runs away when you look*
34. Who's car were you in last?
it's been a while. jen's i think.
35. Where did u go?
why do you care? honestly, this is just silly. i mean, come on.
36. Do you vote?
i'm going to interpret this as meaning "do you vote regularly?" and so my answer is HELL NO. I have voted once in my life. he lost. i have even less faith in the system than i did before i voted.
37. Are you a vegetarian?
well cows eat grass... and then i eat the cow... so yeah, i'm a vegetarian!
38. Do you like alligators?
christ, who doesn't? ...all those teeth.
39. Which of the Marley brothers do you like best?
I don't know... Bob?
40. Do you have to get your wisdom teeth out?
not yet.
41. Ashley or Mary-Kate?
there was a time when it wouldn't matter. i'd take either of them in 2 seconds. now however... uhh... you must be at least 90 lbs. to ride.
42. Favorite tv show growing up?
growing up... there were many but i'll go with ninja turtles.
43. Do you have a tan?
kinda. a little. no.
44. Where were you two hours ago?
right here, being just as bored but without all these fun questions to answer.
45. Life... How do you feel about it?
good blog topic. i'm not answering it here. no waut, i will answer it. my answer is: turtles.
46. Do you own a pair of Luggs?
hello? white person!
47. Do you want kids?
not yet, but i will.
48. What's your favorite junk food?
mcnuggets
49. Who was the last person who messaged you?
mandini
50. Are you taller than 5'6"?
no. on opposite day.
I suspect all 4 of them would. Jen and Lauren would get there faster than Dan and AJ though.
02. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
Hide the rum.
03. If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?
Montauk
04. Do you believe world peace is possible?
No
05. I'm a genie. Name your wish?
Make this the last question.
06.Name one thing about the opposite sex that can automatically turn you off?
Pretending to be a genie. Instant turnoff.
07. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on?
Duh. Boobs.
08. Speaking of sex, what did you think about Brokeback Mountain?
Great romantic comedy. Watch it with your parents, really.
09. What are you obsessive about?
Montauk
10. Leatherface is in the kitchen. what do u do?
Ask him politely to leave and hope for the best.
11. Do people underestimate you?
I am 100% certain of it, yes.
12. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
Jen or Lauren can do it pretty easily.
13. Honestly, do you talk about myspace in real life?
Well if I send someone a myspace message and I want to ask them in real life if they got it... how would I go about asking that without... too much thought. Next.
14. Have you met someone online in person?
No. Well, Chris Hansen and then the police.
15. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of the year?
Cure Aids. Here's hoping.
16. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?
No. i believe we should just start stealing from Canada. They so deserve it.
17.what is the background on your computer?
A Giant Glory 1 DH bike (work)
18. Do you have any really crazy relatives?
you don't even know. well, some of you do
19. Pretend you've had 15 beers. Describe what you would be doing.
lying in a morgue with a pretty little toe tag.
20. Does everyone in your life know the real you?
everyone? fuck no. 3 people do. Want names? how about jen, lauren, and rich.
21. Last thing you said?
Penis. I said it out loud just so I could write it.
22. What is the most ridiculous fear you have?
ghosts. or aliens. it's a tie.
23. Who was the last person to hug you?
jen
24. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
last week
25. When did you last have a home-cooked meal?
we've been really busy, when the hell did jen cook last? i don't know, last week?
26. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
nope
27. Who do you miss?
a lot of people. my dad.
28. Are you named after a grandparent?
nope
29. Does someone love you?
yeah. someone does.
30. What was the last thing you ate?
THE&C ftw
31. How do you feel RIGHT now?
bored. immensely, wholly, undeniably, limitless supply of adjectively, BORED.
32. Have you driven anywhere today?
Back from Lake Hiawatha. (I didn't have to change lauren's answer there. awesome.)
33. Whats your hair like?
what's that?! *points in opposite directions, runs away when you look*
34. Who's car were you in last?
it's been a while. jen's i think.
35. Where did u go?
why do you care? honestly, this is just silly. i mean, come on.
36. Do you vote?
i'm going to interpret this as meaning "do you vote regularly?" and so my answer is HELL NO. I have voted once in my life. he lost. i have even less faith in the system than i did before i voted.
37. Are you a vegetarian?
well cows eat grass... and then i eat the cow... so yeah, i'm a vegetarian!
38. Do you like alligators?
christ, who doesn't? ...all those teeth.
39. Which of the Marley brothers do you like best?
I don't know... Bob?
40. Do you have to get your wisdom teeth out?
not yet.
41. Ashley or Mary-Kate?
there was a time when it wouldn't matter. i'd take either of them in 2 seconds. now however... uhh... you must be at least 90 lbs. to ride.
42. Favorite tv show growing up?
growing up... there were many but i'll go with ninja turtles.
43. Do you have a tan?
kinda. a little. no.
44. Where were you two hours ago?
right here, being just as bored but without all these fun questions to answer.
45. Life... How do you feel about it?
good blog topic. i'm not answering it here. no waut, i will answer it. my answer is: turtles.
46. Do you own a pair of Luggs?
hello? white person!
47. Do you want kids?
not yet, but i will.
48. What's your favorite junk food?
mcnuggets
49. Who was the last person who messaged you?
mandini
50. Are you taller than 5'6"?
no. on opposite day.
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