Yay! A Survey!

Was your last kiss a mistake?
Lawsuits be damned, I don't consider any of them a mistake. All worth it.

What was the last thing you heard?
The UPS guy thanked me for sighing for 2 boxes.

What is bothering you right now?
Being stuck at a useless job.

Do you think slavery was wrong?
Hmm... ummm.... well... Yes? I don't know, I always get this one wrong.

Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
no but hopefully i'll have a camera on me if i ever do.

Who do you tell everything to?
some chick in belgium.

Have you ever taken a picture in a bathroom?
no, that's really not the place for pictures i mean... no, i'm done with this one, nevermind.

Do you use big words?
i don't know any.

Does your head hurt?
it's starting to thanks to this survey

Favorite number?
8

When was the last time you saw your Father?
my wedding last october

Name a lyric from the song you're listening to?
i'm not listening to anything

Do you use your friends?
yeah but i get them drunk first so they won't remember.

Do you fight with your parents often?
not since i moved out.

Where is the shirt you're wearing from?
china

Do you have to check in with your parents before you go someplace?
no, i have to check with my wife. kinda the same thing.

Do you know anyone with cancer?
yeah, but at this point, doesn't everyone know someone?

Do you have any picture frames in your room?
I think so. do we have any in the bedroom? I don't know, ask jen.

Where did you spend Christmas?
with the families

Ever smoked a cigarette?
never. not once.

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
i wouldn't know, never done that either.

Do you get good grades?
no because i hate school.

Have you ever been intoxicated twice in one week?
yeah, back when i was a young whippersnapper.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
not once ever.

Does a kiss make you feel better?
eh, it can. hugs are better for that though.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
no, i'm a good passer outer. I use my very last bit of energy and consciousness to find a safe place to temporarily die.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Yeah, doesn't everybody? who gets in while the water is still freezing?

Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
that's just silly.

Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
i'm married, you figure it out.

Have you ever had stitches?
no, but i probably should have. i just hate doctors... so i assume it'll just stop bleeding on its own.

How long ago did you hug someone?
jen before i left this morning.

Do you like the Red Sox or Yankees?
i hate them both, i'm a fuckin' METS FAN!

Whats your favorite cereal?
fruity pebbles. don't even.

Have you ever had an oreo with peanut butter on it?
no, why would you, you gluttonous asshole? what, the best cookie on earth isn't good enough for you?

Are you more of a coffee or tea drinker?
i dislike both equally but will drink them when necessary.

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
no, uhhh... white person.

Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
not professionally.

Do you dream in black and white?
not since we got cable.

Do you talk in your sleep?
i don't know, i'm sleeping.

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
i've never eaten butterflies. seems cruel.

What does the 10th text message in your inbox say?
i don't know and i'm not looking.

Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
no.

How do you feel about life right now?
it has to be better than this. it has to be.

Would you ever get someones name tattooed on you?
no, i'm getting the grinch, and maybe my family crest one day.

Do you feel guilty?
not unless i get caught.

What do you want to get accomplished today/tonight?
convince ___ to ____ me.

Who were your last 3 texts from?
i don't know... and know what else? not looking.

Where was your default picture taken?
in montauk

what is your middle name?
carmine

Your current job status?
bike shop zero

What is your current mood?
meh

What color shirt are you wearing?
navy blue

Who has the ability to hurt you most?
jen

If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
maybe

Where was the last place, out of town, that you went to?
Oxford, NJ (where?)

Ever had a near death experience?
Almost been hit by a car on my bike a few times. Always wear your helmet, kids.

Something you do a lot?
curse

Do you have a fondness for gnomes?
i hate them. i do. i'd punt them like little footballs i would.

Who can you tell EVERYTHING to?
don't worry about it.

Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Anna Nicole Smith, Jon Stewart, Judd Nelson, Ed Harris, Paul Schaeffer, Randy Newman

when was the last time you cried?
it involves waffles and stuff.

Where are you right now?
work

If you could have one super power what would it be?
invisibility.

What is your favorite color?
blue

What is one thing that annoys you on TV?
reality shows.

Do you still like kiddie movies?
not all of them, but sure.

What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
nothing. wishing i was though.

Do you speak any other language?
no.

What's your favorite smell?
The racetrack after the green flag.

Describe your life in one word.
uneventful

Have any tattoos?
no, i keep putting it off.

What are you looking forward to the most?
getting a better job

What are you thinking about right now?
see above

What should you be doing right now?
working

Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
jen

What are you listening to?
nothing.

Do you like working in the yard?
no one does.

Do you act differently around the person you like?
yeah, i'm a nervous ass.

What is your natural hair color?
brown-ish... i don't know what it is.

Whats your favorite place in the world?
montauk

What is the holiday closest to your b-day?..
thanksgiving

What is your dream car?
The new Dodge Challenger... holy shit.

Has anyone sang or played for you personally?
yup

Have you broken a bone or had stitches?
no

Anyone on your mind right now?
jen. and some other chick who eats waffles and has a drinking problem.