Survey Half-Honestly Answered

01. You're in the hospital, who on your top 4 comes to visit you?
I suspect all 4 of them would. Jen and Lauren would get there faster than Dan and AJ though.

02. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
Hide the rum.

03. If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?
Montauk

04. Do you believe world peace is possible?
No

05. I'm a genie. Name your wish?
Make this the last question.

06.Name one thing about the opposite sex that can automatically turn you off?
Pretending to be a genie. Instant turnoff.

07. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on?
Duh. Boobs.

08. Speaking of sex, what did you think about Brokeback Mountain?
Great romantic comedy. Watch it with your parents, really.

09. What are you obsessive about?
Montauk

10. Leatherface is in the kitchen. what do u do?
Ask him politely to leave and hope for the best.

11. Do people underestimate you?
I am 100% certain of it, yes.

12. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
Jen or Lauren can do it pretty easily.

13. Honestly, do you talk about myspace in real life?
Well if I send someone a myspace message and I want to ask them in real life if they got it... how would I go about asking that without... too much thought. Next.

14. Have you met someone online in person?
No. Well, Chris Hansen and then the police.

15. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of the year?
Cure Aids. Here's hoping.

16. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?
No. i believe we should just start stealing from Canada. They so deserve it.

17.what is the background on your computer?
A Giant Glory 1 DH bike (work)

18. Do you have any really crazy relatives?
you don't even know. well, some of you do

19. Pretend you've had 15 beers. Describe what you would be doing.
lying in a morgue with a pretty little toe tag.

20. Does everyone in your life know the real you?
everyone? fuck no. 3 people do. Want names? how about jen, lauren, and rich.

21. Last thing you said?
Penis. I said it out loud just so I could write it.

22. What is the most ridiculous fear you have?
ghosts. or aliens. it's a tie.

23. Who was the last person to hug you?
jen

24. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
last week

25. When did you last have a home-cooked meal?
we've been really busy, when the hell did jen cook last? i don't know, last week?

26. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
nope

27. Who do you miss?
a lot of people. my dad.

28. Are you named after a grandparent?
nope

29. Does someone love you?
yeah. someone does.

30. What was the last thing you ate?
THE&C ftw

31. How do you feel RIGHT now?
bored. immensely, wholly, undeniably, limitless supply of adjectively, BORED.

32. Have you driven anywhere today?
Back from Lake Hiawatha. (I didn't have to change lauren's answer there. awesome.)

33. Whats your hair like?
what's that?! *points in opposite directions, runs away when you look*

34. Who's car were you in last?
it's been a while. jen's i think.

35. Where did u go?
why do you care? honestly, this is just silly. i mean, come on.

36. Do you vote?
i'm going to interpret this as meaning "do you vote regularly?" and so my answer is HELL NO. I have voted once in my life. he lost. i have even less faith in the system than i did before i voted.

37. Are you a vegetarian?
well cows eat grass... and then i eat the cow... so yeah, i'm a vegetarian!

38. Do you like alligators?
christ, who doesn't? ...all those teeth.

39. Which of the Marley brothers do you like best?
I don't know... Bob?

40. Do you have to get your wisdom teeth out?
not yet.

41. Ashley or Mary-Kate?
there was a time when it wouldn't matter. i'd take either of them in 2 seconds. now however... uhh... you must be at least 90 lbs. to ride.

42. Favorite tv show growing up?
growing up... there were many but i'll go with ninja turtles.

43. Do you have a tan?
kinda. a little. no.

44. Where were you two hours ago?
right here, being just as bored but without all these fun questions to answer.

45. Life... How do you feel about it?
good blog topic. i'm not answering it here. no waut, i will answer it. my answer is: turtles.

46. Do you own a pair of Luggs?
hello? white person!

47. Do you want kids?
not yet, but i will.

48. What's your favorite junk food?
mcnuggets

49. Who was the last person who messaged you?
mandini

50. Are you taller than 5'6"?
no. on opposite day.