Another Stupid Survey

1. Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?
Jen means everything to me.

2. Do you sleep with the TV on?
no, can't do it.

4. Whose myspace password Do You Have?
Jen's

5. Are you afraid of the dark?
nope, it's that damn monster under the bed that i'm ascared of.

6. Do you like your life right now?
yes and no.

7. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
i don't know, 20 years ago?

8. Do you knock on wood?
rather than turn this into a sexual question, i have chosen to skip it.

9. Do you have good vision?
eh.

11. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
it would really depend on the situation, but it would be really hard.

12. Do you have a job?
unfortunately.

15. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no.

16. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah, when i was 11 i wanted to see if i could fit out my bedroom window if the house was on fire. I COULD in fact, fit out the window if the house was on fire.

17. What should you really be doing right now?
actual work.

18. Can you handle the truth?
i think anyone prefers it to a being lied to.

19. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Lauren's 100% grade-a BADASS Christmas present.

20. Are you listening to music?
it's not music, it's something else entirely. (i'm at work)

21. Would you pass a drug test?
i don't test well... but that one i would pass. easily.

22. How often do you talk on the phone?
at work, every day. but just because, almost ever.

26. Do you hate more than 3 people?
i don't hate anyone.

27. Have you ever tripped someone?
oh hell yeah

28. Name one thing that is always on your mind.
Jen

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
I used to all the time.

33. Are you sarcastic?
no, uh uh.

34. Have you ever slapped someone?
no.

36. Do you use chapstick?
if i need it and it is made available to me, then i do. but I don't purchase it. i'm not a "user."

37. Are you too forgiving?
yeah. almost to a fault sometimes.

39. Do you own a gun?
I would if I could, but jen is horrified of them and i have no problem respecting that.

41. When was the last time you cried?
i'd rather not say.

42. Olive Garden?
Sheep? see, i can say random words too.

43. Have you ever been in a castle?
no... yes? maybe.

44. Are you thinking about somebody right now?
i am.

45. Do you like your hair?
usually never.

47. Do you like yourself?
I do but i usually need help to pull it off. I thank Jen and Lauren for that.

48. Are you closer to your mother or father?
mom

49. Have you ever stripped?
yeah, it took forever and it's a thankless job, but unfortunately it has to be done before you can apply fresh paint.

51. Do you chat on AIM often?
I use Adium. It's mac friendly and devoid of annoying "features."

52. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
yeah. and for some reason she took me back. So i married her.

53. Full House or Brady Bunch?
brady bunch ftw

54.did you like your high school guidance counselor?
he sucked and did nothing to help me.

56. Do you have any scars?
i sure do.

57. Relationships or one night stands?
relationships

58. Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
all but the newest one.

60. Ever wish upon a star?
yeah. but it didn't come true.

61. Where is your dad right now?
spokane, wa

63. Got Milk?
this survey had better end soon.

64. When was your last kiss?
this morning.

65. What kind of phone do you have?
katana

68. What are you listening to?
some awful country shit my boss has on

69. What do you smell like?
tires.

70. What color are your eyes?
blue

72. What color is your bedroom floor?
wood

73. Do you have a chair in your room?
no

75. Do you know someone named Betsy?
close actually, but no.

78. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
sure.

79. Are you married?
i sure am.

80. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
i don't have any of those.

81. Do you play an instrument?
bad guitar

82. Do you like fire?
except when it's on me.

83. Are you allergic to anything?
no.

84. Do you like anyone?
no. i hope you all get aids, and then drunk drive into a school bus full of make-a-wish children.

86. Have you ever been in a spa?
yea

88. Do you like butterflies?
i really don't like bugs, but butterflies are pretty harmless, so they can live.

89. Do you miss someone right now ?
always

90. Are you in desprate need of something ?
a real job.

91. Have you ever kissed someone thats name starts with a J?
i'm married to someone who fits that description quite nicely.